Bound 2 Be Wed: 20 Vow-Worthy Kanye West Lyrics

Kim Kardashian and Kanye West have officially tied the knot! (Although, we really should wait until 73 days to see if this marital union is legit.) According to reports, Kimye spared no expense for their swanky Florence wedding. The ceremony is said to have not been filmed for any E! Kardashian series. For now, only blurry paparazzi shots and Instagram uploads can tell the story. However, I’m sure we can figure out what was said during the exchange of the vows.  We can assume Kim probably overused the words “like” and “totally” (aka “totes”). As for Kanye, I reckon he used some of his best material. Some of his lyrics actually (and hilariously) work for the joyous occasion. Who knew ‘Ye was so sweet?

20.  “Oh girl your silhouette make me wanna light a cigarette” – New Workout Plan (obviously he’ll said  this when he saw his bride for the first time).

19. “At first sight I can picture you in a white dress, 30 foot train, diamond from Lorraine. Just to make up for all the years and the pain.” – White Dress

18. “And I know she like chocolate men.” – On Sight (Yeezy sure knows his lady)

17. “Hey, you remember where we first met? Okay, I don’t remember where we first met. But hey, admitting is the first step. And hey, you know ain’t nobody perfect.” – Bound 2

16. “She said Ye can we get married at the mall? I said look you need to crawl ‘fore you ball” – Niggas in Paris

15. “Blew the World up as soon as I hit the club with her.” – That’s My Bitch

14.  “My best friend says she use to fuck with Usher, I don’t care what none of ya’ll say I still love her.”  – Gold Digger

13. “My girl a superstar all from a home movie. Bow on our arrival the un-American idols.” – Clique

12. “You like pina coladas, getting caught in the rain. Or rocking flannels all summer like Kurt Cobain. Or that Dolce Gabbana with a few gold chains. And you the type of girl that probably deserve a new last name.” – White Dress 

11. “I don’t know how I’m a manage, if one day you just up and leave.” – Runaway

10. Because if Kim ever left Kanye he’d be ”Feeling like Katrina with no FEMA. Like Martin with no Gina. Like a flight with no visa.” – Flashing Lights

9. “So keep your love locked down. Your love locked down.” – Love Lockdown

8. “Uh, this that prom shit.  This that what we do, don’t tell your mom shit.” – Bound 2 (Because, you know, Kris Jenner)

7. “You weren’t perfect but you made life worth it. Stick around, real feelings might surface.” – Blame Game

6. “One good girl is worth a thousand bitches” – Bound 2

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5. “They say that they don’t see what you see in me. You wait a couple months then you gonna see. You’ll never find nobody better than me.” – Heartless (Here’s to that reassurance, Kim!)

4. “We stay winning, this week has been a bad massage. I need a happy ending and a new beginning.” – Gorgeous

3. “Time to take it too far now. Michael Douglas out the car now. The kids and the wife life.” – I’m In It (Ladies and gentlemen, Kanye West is ready.)

2. “You’re my devil, you’re my angel

You’re my heaven, you’re my hell

You’re my now, you’re my forever

You’re my freedom, you’re my jail

You’re my lies, you’re my truth

You’re my war, you’re my truce

You’re my questions, you’re my proof

You’re my stress and you’re my masseuse

Mama-say mama-say ma-ma-coo-sah

Lost in this plastic life,

Let’s break out of this fake ass party

Turn this into a classic night

If we die in each other’s arms we still get laid in the afterlife

If we die in each other’s arms we still get laid.” – Lost in the World (Can this get anymore romantic?!)

1. “’Til death but do your part, unholy matrimony.” – Blood on the Leaves

*** Let’s hope this little lyric never made it to the altar: “Nothin’ to hide, we both screwed the bridesmaids.” – Hell of a Life